Tuesday, 21 July 2009

One minority group that should have no rights and should be gassed

Fleas. I fucking hate fleas. So I'm home for ONE WEEK and there are fleas everywhere. And they suck your blood.

Only gypsies get fleas and now we have them. They're really easy to catch but they lay dozens of eggs a day and the eggs are indestructable. Like batman. UGHHHHHHHH.

Im writing this in the library so I dont have to write it at home and it's cringe worthy. Even the guy next to me thinks so.

You go to sleep and you feel them crawling on you. You wake up and pull back the covers and there they are gorged with blood, too fat to move. My dad says they shit blood. Any creature that shits blood hibitually is a dirty fucking sket and doesnt deserve life.

Im so happy the guy from the council is coming tomorrow to gas them. Im slightly reserved because he can't guarantee the work done in my room or the living quarters because there are floor boards.

I would go on but this blogpost does far more justice to what a repellant form of life they are: http://www.jasoncandoit.com/2009/06/i-can-tell-you-about-fleas.html

My cat is currently locked in the men's toilet of the restaurant and is being kept there until she dies in her flea pit. My dad calls he a 'sac a pus' : a flea bag. The funny thing is, now the little bitch has been treated the fleas dont go on her. She smells funny. Which isnt news to anyone. And also, I SMELL BAD. I smell like mouldy potatoes and still the little fuckers bite me. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

From all this I deduce there is no God.

Good day.

And if you're reading this and know the restaurant Im talking about above, all the competition have AIDS. I know: I gave it them.

1 comments:

tragedy and melodrama said...

Haha hilarious! Have they gone now.
You should've worn a flea collar. =P